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By Sophie Kinsella

Meet Emma Corrigan, a tender girl with an important center, an irrepressible spirit, and some little secrets: secrets and techniques from her boyfriend: I’ve continuously proposal Connor appears rather like Ken. As in Barbie and Ken. secrets and techniques from her mother: I misplaced my virginity within the spare bed room with Danny Nussbaum whereas mom and dad have been downstairs staring at Ben-Hur. secrets and techniques she wouldn’t proportion with somebody within the world: I don't know what NATO stands for. or perhaps what it's. until eventually she spills all of them to a good-looking stranger on a airplane. no less than, she idea he was once a stranger.…Until Emma comes face-to-face with Jack Harper, the company’s elusive CEO, a guy who understands each humiliating element approximately her...

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