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By John Swartzwelder

One in every of a chain of comedy/science fiction novels that includes slow-witted detective Frank Burly, via John Swartzwelder, the author of fifty nine episodes of The Simpsons.

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Luce. Have at you with another, that's—When ? can you tell? S. Dromio. If thy name be called Luce—Luce, thou hast answered him well. E. Antipholus. Do you hear, you minion ? you'll let us in, I hope? Luce. I thought to have asked you. S. Dromio. And you said, no. [E. Antipholus beats upon the door E. Dromio. So, come, help—well struck—there was blow for blow. E. Antipholus. Thou baggage, let me in. Luce. Can you tell for whose sake ? E. Dromio. Master, knock the door hard. Luce. Let him knock till it ache.

E. Dromio. Am I so round with you, as you with me, That like a football you do spurn me thus ? You spurn me hence, and he will spurn me hither. If I last in this service, you must case me in leather. [he goes Luciana. Fie, how impatience loureth in your face! Adriana. His company must do his minions grace, Whilst I at home starve for a merry look: Hath homely age th'alluring beauty took 90 From my poor cheek ? then he hath wasted it. Are my discourses dull? barren my wit? If voluble and sharp discourse be marred, Unkindness blunts it more than marble hard.

This jest shall cost me [they go some expense. [3. ] The door opens; LVCIANA and ANTIPHOLUS of Syracuse come forth Luciana. And may it be that you have quite forgot A husband's office? Shall, Antipholus, hate Even in the spring of love thy love-springs rot? Shall love, in building, grow so ruinate ? H THE C O M E D Y OF ERRORS 2? Look sweet, speak fair, become disloyalty: Apparel vice Hke virtue's harbinger: Bear a fair presence, though your heart be tainted, Teach sin the carriage of a holy saint, Be secret-false: what need she be acquainted ?

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