Where White Bread Comes From

Where White Bread Comes From (Oct ’00)

 

Lyrics

Verse #1:

I wanna know

Where white bread comes from

I wanna know why it’s so white

I wanna know if it’s nutritious

I wanna know if it’s delicious.

 

I wanna know

Where white bread comes from

Invented by an Egyptian?

First made by a housewife?

Recommended by my physician…

 

Chorus #1:

To be or not to be,

It’s not a question for me.

All I really care about

Is my tummy.

 

Bridge [instrumental]:

…two, three, four…

 

Verse #2:

So I went to the school teacher,

So I went to the library.

They did their best, but as you guessed

They couldn’t help me.

So I went to the post man,

To the priest, to the bakery.

They all laughed and danced…

And the baker, he spat on me.

 

Chorus #2

And I don’t know how

Jimmy Hoffa died.

It’s not a question for me.

All I really care about

Is my tummy.

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