I know, I think it's bullshit too. He tells me it's because when he grew up and wanted a t-shirt, he just bought a 3-pack of white shirts at K-mart and painted or drew on them. Well, fuck you, sir. It is no longer ye olden times. I want a Lora the Exploder lunch pail and a Handicapped album art t-shirt with something witty on the back. And a Bad Penis pocket square and an Invisible Girl PEZ dispenser. And please have them shipped directly to my door immediately at no xtra cost, thank you.
I think I may almost have him convinced on the PEZ dispensers...I might actually be making headway here, people! But for now....
The link below goes directly to his e-mail. If there is something you really want, send your idea to him. Maybe more than once. Maybe more than twice. Harass him until he understands that we want to buy his shit, already. That is the only way this store will ever open.
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