New Food for Lumpy (2022)
1. A Diatribe on the Overuse of Electronic Effects in Modern Music 02:55
2. And the Dinosaurs Still Live Inside it 03:40
3. Been Dealt a Bad Hand 04:11
4. Bo Diddly Made Me Do It 02:15
5. Breaking Even Ain't Even For Me 04:31
6. Couldn't Afford the Rent, So I Just Got Up and Left 03:59
7. Gay for Riker 03:20
8. I am My Own Filk Circle [ad-lib] 03:33
9. It's Not a Bug It's a Feature [ad-lib] 03:46
10. Killer Kiwis Assassins Club 02:39
11. Lost Without Your Constant Nagging [ad-lib] 04:49
12. Majority Report [ad-lib] 04:12
13. Me Once, Me Twice [ad-lib] 03:32
14. One Mountain is Enough [acappella] 02:57
15. Prayer to Whatever's Out There 06:22
16. Quit Loud Now 02:32
17. Reddit Troll Pride Song [ad-lib] 02:05
18. She Always Dotted Her 'I's with Little Skulls 05:28
19. Squarl of the Squirrels 03:15
20. Stealing from Open Mike in Portland 03:44
21. Unicorns are Dancing in my Asshole [with the Angry Stamps] 00:47
22. Wasteland Water Scarcity [ad-lib] 03:18
You are what you eat, & his songs are my food. I think this makes me 100% Certified Anti-Fresh Punk
TV Themes to the Shows Inside My Head (2018)
Awaiting final track listing from Doctor Mocker, once we have it we will post it here.
[Update April 2022: He says he gave me all the tracks for this album but I can't find them anywhere. The thought that I might have lost an entire Doctor Mocker album makes me sick. I'll post it up if I ever find it. Sigh.]
[Update April 2024: I found the tracks on an old, forgotten USB drive that was stuck at the bottom of an old, forgotten box full of random, forgotten crap! YAY!!!]
1. All My Exes Are Homonymous [ad-lib] 04:38
2. Argumentum Ad Hominem (a.k.a. The Things I Have Been Called) 03:07
3. Bunny Luncheon 04:07
4. Captain Copernicus Pumpernickel 05:26
5. Dinosaurs in Space! 03:03
6. Down in Murdertown 04:54
7. Gallus Gallus Domestics [ad-lib] 04:20
8. Gun Gar the Barbarian 03:25
9. Help Me Help You [ad-lib] 04:04
10. It's All Piling Up On Me 03:32
11. Medical Show Joe 05:08
12. Motivational Motors, Fully Incorporated 02:51
13. Musical Games 02:40
14. My Goth Artistic Nocturnal Girlfriend Might Just Be Real a Vampire 04:00
15. Never Did Know [ad-lib] 04:10
16. Parasitic Aliens are Nesting in My Kid 03:15
17. The Day Before I Realized I Was a Mind-Controlled Henchman of Miss Meanager 03:38
18. The Long Road Ahead 06:07
19. Uncontrolled Diabetics are the Sweet Treats of the Zombie Apocalypse 04:15
20. Unnecessary Consumption in the Face of Soul-Crushing Poverty [ad-lib] 01:50
I don't know if this is really the art for the album or a placeholder. Guess we'll see..
Bad Penis (2016)
1. Baby Shave Your Baby 02:59
2. Chose My Music Over You [ad-lib] 03:19
3. Club Motormouth 02:00
4. Demona Has the Worst PMS Ever 01:51
5. Going Out to Destroy the World, Mom 01:56
6. I am the Patriarchy [ad-lib, acappella] 01:30
7. I Just Wanna Lick You 02:38
8. Instead of Moving in I Filed the Necessary Paperwork for Your Assassination 03:57
9. Jack in a Box 02:51
10. Life Skills Learned in Public School 03:31
11. Not Gunna P on U 05:42
12. Nun With a Gun 02:48
13. Our Time Is Never Enough [ad-lib] 05:14
14. Rat in a Tent, a Rented Tent 05:16
15. Scouring the Nuclear Wasteland with My Starving Child [ad-lib] 03:11
16. Sewing My Hole Closed 03:45
17. She was a Nice Vegetarian Till She Met You (Now She's a Cannibal) [ad-lib] 03:15
18. Someday Soon You’ll See 04:39
19. The Secret Identity of Marcia Garcia 03:25
20. Trans Canadian Reject 03:47
21. Unstable Mable is Pissed Off Again [ad-lib] 02:49
23. You Make Me Wanna Melt Stuff [ad-lib] 03:08
Feedback on the art has been pro/anti-trans, pro/anti-feminism, pro/anti-male. Proving art = math.
The Galaxies are Inside Us (2015)
1. A Re-Purposing of Raw Materials 02:59
2. An Attempt at Gainful Unemployment [ad-lib] 02:44
3. Armageddon Yet 03:43
4. Because They Rarely Break Themselves [ad-lib] 03:47
5. Borken Rotbo 02:35
6. Called It 01:07
7. Down the Wrong Pipe [ad-lib] 03:18
8. I Misinterpreted Your Mydriasis [ad-lib] 04:38
9. I'd Rather Slowly Stab Myself in the Eye With a Fork than Talk to Another Administrator 02:32
10. Immortals Should Adjust Their Wedding Vows 04:16
11. I've Never Seen a Surgeon use an Airstrike 02:10
12. My Third Eye has Pink Eye 03:01
13. Odysseus to Penelope 04:54
14. Oh, It's Just One More Loan (Brittany Solves the Financial Crisis) 02:16
15. Pick of the Litter 03:42
16. Punk Rock is the Holy Garlic Water for the Thirsty Vampire of Societal Expectation 02:39
17. Stacey Died of Rhabdomyolysis 02:46
18. Stuck 04:52
19. The Postman Hates Me [ad-lib] 05:05
20. The Universe is Stupid [ad-lib] 03:14
21. The V.A. Won't Cover Treatment of My Galactopustulosis 03:19
22. Up Late Fixing the Time Machine 04:06
23. Your Scene is Obscene 03:33
Have it on good authority that this is our friend Windwaker's eye. Pretty.
Handicapped (2013)
1. Against Everything They Stand For 02:49
2. Anesthesia for our Synesthesia 04:30
3. Any Face but Your Face 02:49
4. Born Half-Cactus 04:14
5. Flesh-Trash 03:00
6. Gang Violence is an Endless Cycle of Revenge [ad-lib] 03:29
7. Genetically Predisposed to be a Psychopath 03:17
8. Hey 02:52
9. Hopegoat 02:58
10. Hospice for the Undead 02:30
11. I am In Desperate Need of Psychiatric Intervention 03:25
12. I Want to Inject Jenny McCarthy with Autism 02:53
13. My Generation Blows 04:10
14. My Medi-Scene 03:08
15. Not So Pretty on the Inside 03:02
16. On My Pain Scale You're a Ten 02:40
17. Resurrection Misdirection [ad-lib] 03:14
18. Ride the Nightmares 02:14
19. So Thelioma 02:19
20. Song of the Atheistic Telepathist 02:19
21. Teeth, Nails, Severed Puppy Dog Tails 03:50
22. The Autobiographical Ballad of Lefty Quickfingers 02:23
23. Tramadol Riot 03:10
24. Trudy's a Tween Mad Scientist 02:31
25. Wal-Mart Workers Unionize Already 03:01
DM is not disabled ALL the time, just at random intervals of crippling pain.
Arctic Guerrilla Rock (2012)
1. Aesculapian [ad lib] 02:35
2. Bad Kitty Bang-Bang 02:56
3. But My Baby Don't Want Me [ad-lib] 03:11
4. Don't Want Your Asinine Bullshit 02:12
5. Eskimo Power 03:26
6. Free [ad-lib] 02:58
7. Ginger Costs Fifty 03:21
8. Global Warming Can Burn Us All to Hell for All I Care 05:02
9. I'll Never Ever Ever Be Your Medical Director 02:14
10. Kotzebue 03:52
11. M.B.A.B.S. [ad-lib] 02:59
12. My Crazy Lady's Baby's Got Both Rabies and Scabies 02:22
13. One Thousand Words for Snow [ad-lib] 02:45
14. Out of Anti-Psychotics in Bush Alaska [ad-lib] 04:03
15. Prison Love 04:21
16. Pull Pusher 03:15
17. Rain, Carnation 04:55
18. Same Dreams 03:05
19. Socially Distorted 02:32
20. Sounding Out Loud 03:39
21. The Runaway Runaround 02:47
22. Vandals of Candle 02:45
23. Wendigo-go 04:20
24. What I Give a Fuck About [ad-lib] 03:04
The arrows help us remember which is which. And yes, this is everyone who came to that show.
Music for Your Mom (2010)
1. A Parent's Worst Nightmare 03:11
2. C-Average Joe 02:56
3. Fo' Yo' Ma 02:42
4. Home is Calling 03:39
5. I Followed My GPS Straight to Your Heart 03:11
6. I'm in Love with an Invisible Girl 03:16
7. It's the Thought that Counts 03:46
8. Literal Criminal 02:50
9. Locked-In 03:50
10. Long Gone [ad-lib] 02:38
11. Minuteman [ad-lib] 01:10
12. My Disease 03:40
13. My Favorite Parasite [ad-lib] 02:17
14. No Innocent [ad-lib] 04:33
15. People Don't Beg 05:03
16. Pristine Christine 03:59
17. Refuse to Die 03:29
18. Rugged Footwear Apprehension 03:11
19. Shelter Me in My Denial 04:39
20. Sidekicked in the Sack 03:15
21. Suburban Vermin 02:34
22. The Bee Aremsi Stomp 03:15
23. Time Takes Its Toll On Me [ad-lib] 02:19
24. What's Good For You 02:24
An ancient tablet was found with the 1st "walks into a bar" joke. The 2nd joke was about your mom.
Devil Child (2008)
1. All Grown Up 03:37
2. Even You Can Be a Punk 02:48
3. Excuses, Excuses 02:54
4. Going to the Store to Buy Hammers 02:26
5. Gottta Be [ad-lib] 01:26
6. How I Stand Up [ad-lib] 04:23
7. Infertile Myrtle 03:48
8. It's Hard to Stay on Top 03:06
9. Kyle the Devil Child 03:32
10. Let the Monsters Have the Bed 03:27
11. Lora the Exploder 03:27
12. Mini to the Max 01:58
13. Monastery Mary 03:07
14. Mr. Rogers Was Wrong 02:45
15. Passive Regressive 02:33
16. Sex and Violence are Socially Pervasive 06:23
17. Sometimes Change Really Sucks 04:22
18. Suburban Lies 03:49
19. Teen Angst 03:30
20. They Always Liked You Better 03:40
21. Torch It 02:39
22. When the Voices in the Closet Keep Getting Louder and Louder 03:06
23. Won't Follow Your Saints 03:27
DM told me this is a photo-realistic depiction of one of his kids.
You Stole My Heart...Now I've Got Yours (2006)
1. D.N.R. for My Heart 02:36
2. Devotion, Dementia, Devolution 04:14
3. Don't Want to See Your Privates Anymore 03:07
4. Drooly Julie 03:09
5. Ever Creeping Closer [ad-lib] 04:35
6. Foolproof Juice 03:19
7. Get the Fuck Away [ad-lib] 02:38
8. I'm for Elective Surgery (Because You're So Ugly) 03:36
9. Lonesome Confessions 02:41
10. My Lies 02:46
11. No Potential 02:58
12. Now If Only I Could Read [ad-lib] 03:11
13. Ooh Baby Ooh, Wanna Make Sweet Love to You 02:18
14. Petunia 03:01
15. Pocketful [ad-lib] 02:40
16. Reflection Rejection [ad-lib] 02:00
17. Roar of the Dwarf 02:05
18. Slowly Goin' Sane 03:21
19. The Hazards of Casual Sex 03:11
20. The Prophet Slept Through Judgment Day 03:23
21. This Town Smells Like New Jersey 01:34
22. Tonight 02:28
23. Who The Fuck Are You [ad-lib] 03:14
24. Why I'm Still Alive [ad-lib] 06:16
25. You Don't Need Two Legs To Make A Stand 03:09
DM originally used a real human heart in the art, but i guess that was gross and illegal.
...just add liberty (2004)
1. Back-Talking [ad-lib] 03:20
2. Better with Bread [ad-lib] 02:53
3. Cast About, Cast Away [ad-lib] 04:49
4. Colour-Blind Blues [ad-lib] 04:02
5. Compact Heart [ad-lib] 02:47
6. Don't Come Around So Often [ad-lib] 06:20
7. Eval Kineval III [ad-lib] 04:07
8. Folk is Dead [ad-lib] 04:58
9. Glory Be [ad-lib] 03:07
10. Guess I Won't Be Kissing You [ad-lib] 03:41
11. Here I Am Again [ad-lib] 02:40
12. Hundredth Song [ad-lib] 03:27
13. I Forgot [ad-lib] 03:52
14. I Found that I'm Lost [ad-lib] 04:04
15. I Live in the Lab and I Got Crabs [ad-lib] 02:19
16. Navel Gazing [ad-lib] 03:56
17. Never Ever Give-Up Ever [ad-lib] 03:26
18. Nobody Knows Nothing [ad-lib] 03:41
19. The Cat's Allergic to You [ad-lib] 02:52
20. The Things I Tell Myself [ad-lib] 04:05
21. When It Rains [ad-lib] 03:23
An entire album of ad-libs you say? Impossible, you say? Well here he is, proving us wrong. Again.
Music for Throat Poach (2002)
1. A Drill is not a Telephone [instrumental]
2. Anavrin [instrumental]
3. Autumn Leaf on Spring Tsunami [instrumental]
4. Bluff Bicker [instrumental]
5. Carnival of Troubled Dreams [instrumental]
6. Chasing a Square in Circles [instrumental]
7. Clown Kicker [instrumental]
8. Death [instrumental]
9. Frown Flicker [instrumental]
10. In a Rush to Find Patience [instrumental]
11. My Underwater Space-Plane Ran Aground [instrumental]
12. Nature's Calling, Knocking, Stalking [instrumental]
13. Oh No, I Fucked Up Again [instrumental]
14. Proud Picker [instrumental]
15. Run Rigger [instrumental]
16. Stampede of the Prions [instrumental]
17. Stuff Sticker [instrumental]
18. Sunken Treasure, Shrunken Dreams [instrumental]
19. The Reaper Whistles as He Approaches [instrumental]
20. The SWAT Team's Drunk and Angry [instrumental]
21. Tuft Tickler [instrumental]
22. Witch Wicker [instrumental]
23. Workin' Out Gas [instrumental]
24. Your Silence is a Painting [instrumental]
The screaming instruments of a man whose voice was suddenly (but only temporarily!) dis-integrated.
Lo-Fi Sci-Fi (2000)
1. An Ode To Vectored Flight 03:46
2. Billy Gotta Run 02:34
3. Bulletproof Boobs 01:52
4. Coming Soon to a Town Near You 02:07
5. Don't Trust the Machines [Intro] 05:25
6. Don't Trust the Machines [Song] 05:28
7. Gonna Be an Evil Technocrat 03:17
8. Kill Deer the Killer Deer 02:11
9. Little Wafers 03:04
10. Love = Jupiter + U 02:41
11. Motor Me 02:14
12. My Kind of Scum 03:43
13. Nematode Worms 02:34
14. Nr. Mipple 03:00
15. Please Don't Push the Big Red Button [ad-lib] 01:10
16. Satellite Dish Supervillain 03:44
17. Set the Laser Rays to Incinerate 01:55
18. Super Spy Society 02:22
19. Telepez Portaldispenser 02:29
20. The Good Earth 02:46
21. The Last Android 03:21
22. The Pirate Ron 02:38
23. Time to Shut You Down 03:04
24. Tin the Refuse Robot Giant 03:20
25. Victims of the 'Tor 02:53
26. You're My Personal Greedo 02:43
If the 1st album was DM failing at being a folk singer, this is him failing at being a filk singer.
Acoustic Punk (1998)
1. America Needs the System 03:20
2. American Cowboy 02:48
3. Assface 02:56
4. A-X-P 02:31
5. Burnt Underwear Song [ad-lib] 01:04
6. Can't Live Off Being a Slacker 02:05
7. Clam Chowder [ad-lib] 01:06
8. Crackhead Momma 02:59
9. Everything's My Fault 02:04
10. Ground Hog Day 02:30
11. Hated You From Hello 02:27
12. Helpless Witness to a Brainwashing 03:16
13. Hot Soup! 01:34
14. I Don't Know What It Is 03:21
15. I Just Wanna Watch Cartoons 02:15
16. I Need A Pacifier 02:17
17. I'm Alone When I'm With You 03:03
18. Impotent Remorse 02:56
19. Just Another Productive Member of Society Doing My Part 03:00
20. Livin' at the Ritz 02:20
21. Medicate My Brain 02:28
22. Narcoleptic Sheep 02:39
23. Nine and Ten 02:47
24. Raggedy Anne and... 01:35
25. So I Said to the Genie... 02:31
26. The Monster That Ate Chinese 01:52
27. The Song About the Brain [ad-lib] [with Love Not Mayonnaise] 05:08
28. This Song is the American Red Cross Song [ad-lib] 01:40
29.Welcome to Hippie Poseur Land 03:51
30. What Matters 01:30
31. Yeah, Stupid 02:00
"A juvenile effort that is at best grating and at worst frightening."
- Bob
Thanks BOB!
Early Work (1997)
1. Anyway 04:12
2. Belle 03:31
3. Constance 04:46
4. Dracunculus 02:13
5. Flea Market Child 02:42
6. Go to Go [with Love not Mayonnaise] 06:31
7. Gunhead 04:09
8. I'll Find Myself Tomorrow [ad-lib] 04:16
9. Johnny Law 04:47
10. Let's Start a War [ad-lib] 04:38
11. Mothersick 03:36
12. No One Will Remember 03:51
13. Rebels of the Thoughtworld 02:14
14. The Ghost of Abnegation Past 02:47
15. Turpentine [ad-lib] 04:44
16. When Tomorrow Comes 05:06
17. Where White Bread Comes From 04:29
18. Winter 03:52
19. Y is Bilingual 03:28
Where it all started. It was supposed to be a few songs for Lynn's birthday. Now look what she did.