TV Themes to the Shows Inside My Head (2018)
Awaiting final track listing from Doctor Mocker, once we have it we will post it here.
[Update April 2022: He says he gave me all the tracks for this album but I can't find them anywhere. The thought that I might have lost an entire Doctor Mocker album makes me sick. I'll post it up if I ever find it. Sigh.]
I don't know if this is really the art for the album or a place holder. Guess we'll see..
Bad Penis (2016)
1. Baby Shave Your Baby
2. Chose My Music Over You [ad-lib]
3. Club Motormouth
4. Demona Has the Worst PMS Ever
5. I Just Wanna Lick You
6. Instead of Moving in I Filed the Necessary Paperwork for Your Assassination
7. Jack in the Box
8. Nun with a Gun
9. Oh, It's Just One More Loan (Brittany Solves the Financial Crisis)
10. On My Pain Scale You're a Ten
11. Our Time is Never Enough [ad-lib]
12. Rat in a Tent, a Rented Tent [ad-lib]
13. Scouring the Nuclear Wasteland with My Starving Child [ad-lib]
14. Sewing My Hole Closed
15. She was a Nice Vegetarian Till She Met You (Now She's a Cannibal) [ad-lib]
16. Someday Soon You'll See
17. The Secret Identity of Marcia Garcia
18. Trans Canadian Reject
19. Unstable Mable is Pissed Off Again [ad-lib]
20. Up Your Drain Pipe (The Smell of Your Unwashed Dishes Has Once Again Attracted a Vile Lovecraftian Horror from the Depths)
21. You Make Me Wanna Melt Stuff [ad-lib]
22. Your Scene is Obscene
Feedback on the art has been pro/anti-trans, pro/anti-feminism, pro/anti-male. Proving art = math.
The Galaxies are Inside Us (2015)
1. A Re-Purposing of Raw Materials
2. An Attempt at Gainful Unemployment [ad-lib]
3. Armageddon Yet?
4. Because they Rarely Break Themselves [ad-lib]
5. Borken Rotbo
6. Called It
7. Down the Wrong Pipe [ad-lib]
8. Going Out to Destroy the World, Mom
9. I Misinterpreted Your Mydriasis [ad-lib]
10. I'd Rather Slowly Stab Myself In the Eye With a Fork than Talk to Another Administrator
11. Immortals Should Adjust Their Wedding Vows
12. I've Never Seen a Surgeon Use an Airstrike
13. Life Skills Learned in Public School
14. My Third Eye Has Pink Eye
15. Odysseus to Penelope
16. Punk Rock is the Holy Garlic Water for the Thirsty Vampire of Societal Expectation
17. Razorface
18. Stacey Died of Rhabdomyolysis
19. Stuck
20. The Postman Hates Me
21. The V.A. Won't Cover My Gastropustulosis
22. Up Late Fixing the Time Machine
Have it on good authority that this is our friend Windwaker's eye. Pretty.
Handicapped (2013)
1. Against Everything They Stand For
2. Anesthesia for our Synesthesia
3. Any Face but Your Face
4. Born Half-Cactus
5. Fleshtrash
6. Gang Violence is an Endless Cycle of Revenge [ad-lib]
7. Genetically Predisposed to be a Psychopath
8. Hey
9. Hopegoat
10. Hospice for the Undead
11. I Want to Inject Jenny McCarthy with Autism
12. My Generation Blows
13. My Medi-Scene
14. Not So Pretty on the Inside
15. On the Drive to Meet Your Dad [ad-lib]
16. Resurrection Misdirection [ad-lib]
17. Ride the Nightmares
18. So Thelioma
19. Song of the Atheistic Telepathist
20. Teeth, Nails, Severed Puppy Dog Tails
21. The Autobiographical Ballad of Lefty Quickfingers
22. Tramadol Riot
23. Trudy's a Tween Mad Scientist
24. Wal-Mart Workers Unionize Already
25. You Make Me Feel Developmentally Disabled
DM is not disabled ALL the time, just at random intervals of crippling pain.
Arctic Guerrilla Rock (2012)
1. Aesculapian [ad-lib]
2. Bad Kitty Bang-Bang
3. But My Baby Don't Want Me [ad-lib]
4. Don't Want Your Asinine Bullshit [ad-lib]
5. Eskimo Power
6. Ginger Costs Fifty
7. Global Warming Can Burn Us All to Hell for All I Care
8. I am in Desperate Need of Psychiatric Intervention
9. I'll Never Ever Ever Be Your Medical Director
10. Kotzebue
11. M.B.A.B.S. [ad-lib]
12. My Crazy Lady's Baby's Got Both Rabies and Scabies
13. Out of Anti-Psychotics in Bush Alaska [ad-lib]
14. Prison Love
15. Pull Pusher
16. Rain, Carnation
17. Same Dreams
18. Socially Distorted
19. Sounding Out Loud
20. The Bee Aremsi Stomp
21. The Runaway Runaround
22. Vandals of Candle
23. Wendigo-go
24. What I Give a Fuck About [ad-lib]
The arrows help us remember which is which. And yes, this is everyone who came to that show.
Music for Your Mom (2010)
1. A Parent's Worst Nightmare
2. C-Average Joe
3. Fo Yo' Ma
4. Free [ad-lib]
5. Home is Calling
6. I Followed My GPS Straight to Your Heart
7. I'm in Love with an Invisible Girl
8. It's the Thought that Counts
9. Literal Criminal
10. Locked-In
11. Long Gone [ad-lib]
12. Minuteman [ad-lib]
13. My Disease
14. My Favorite Parasite [ad-lib]
15. No Innocent [ad-lib]
16. People Don't Beg
17. Pristine Christine
18. Refuse to Die
19. Rugged Footwear Apprehension
20. Shelter Me in My Denial
21. Sidekicked in the Sack
22. Suburban Vermin
23. Time Takes Its Toll on Me [ad-lib]
24. What's Good For You
An ancient tablet was found with the 1st "walks into a bar" joke. The 2nd joke was about your mom.
Devil Child (2008)
1. All Grown Up
2. Even You Can Be a Punk
3. Excuses, Excuses
4. Going to the Store to Buy Hammers
5. Gotta Be [ad-lib]
6. How I Stand Up [ad-lib]
7. Infertile Myrtle
8. It's Hard to Stay on Top
9. Kyle the Devil Child
10. Let the Monsters Have the Bed
11. Lora the Exploder
12. Mini to the Max
13. Monastery Mary
14. Mr. Rogers was Wrong
15. Passive Regressive
16. Sex and Violence are Socially Pervasive
17. Sometimes Change Really Sucks
18. Suburban Lies
19. Teen Angst
20. They Always Liked You Better
21. Torch It
22. When the Voices in the Closet Keep Getting Louder and Louder
23. Won't Follow Your Saints
DM told me this is a photo-realistic depiction of one of his kids.
You Stole My Heart...Now I've Got Yours (2006)
1. D.N.R. For My Heart
2. Devotion, Dementia, Devolution
3. Don't Want to See Your Privates Anymore
4. Drooly Julie
5. Ever Creeping Closer [ad-lib]
6. Foolproof Juice
7. Get the Fuck Away [ad-lib]
8. I'm for Elective Surgery (because you're so ugly)
9. Lonesome Confessions
10. My Lies
11. No Potential
12. Now If Only I Could Read [ad-lib]
13. Ooh Baby Ooh (Wanna Make Sweet Love to You)
14. Petunia
15. Pocketful [ad-lib]
16. Reflection Rejection
17. Roar of the Dwarf
18. Slowly Goin' Sane
19. The Hazards of Casual Sex
20. The Prophet Slept Through Judgment Day
21. This Town Smells Like New Jersey
22. Tonight
23. Who the Fuck Are You? [ad-lib]
24. Why I'm Still Alive [ad-lib]
25. You Don't Need Two Legs to Make a Stand
DM originally used a real human heart in the art, but i guess that was gross and illegal.
...just add liberty (2004)
1. Back-Talking [ad-lib]
2. Better with Bread [ad-lib]
3. Cast About, Cast Away [ad-lib]
4. Colour-Blind Blues [ad-lib]
5. Compact Heart [ad-lib]
6. Don't Come Around So Often [ad-lib]
7. Evel Knievel III [ad-lib]
8. Folk is Dead [ad-lib]
9. Glory Be [ad-lib]
10. Guess I Won't Be Kissing You [ad-lib]
11. Here I am Again [ad-lib]
12. Hundredth Song [ad-lib]
13. I Forgot [ad-lib]
14. I Found that I'm Lost [ad-lib]
15. Navel Gazing [ad-lib]
16. Never Ever Give-Up Ever [ad-lib]
17. Nobody Knows Nothing [ad-lib]
18. The Cat's Allergic to You [ad-lib]
19. The Things I Tell Myself [ad-lib]
20. When it Rains [ad-lib]
An entire album of ad-libs you say? Impossible, you say? Well here he is, proving us wrong. Again.
Music for Throat Poach (2002)
1. A Drill is not a Telephone [instrumental]
2. Anavrin [instrumental]
3. Autumn Leaf on Spring Tsunami [instrumental]
4. Bluff Bicker [instrumental]
5. Carnival of Troubled Dreams [instrumental]
6. Chasing a Square in Circles [instrumental]
7. Clown Kicker [instrumental]
8. Death [instrumental]
9. Frown Flicker [instrumental]
10. In a Rush to Find Patience [instrumental]
11. My Underwater Space-Plane Ran Aground [instrumental]
12. Nature's Calling, Knocking, Stalking [instrumental]
13. Oh No, I Fucked Up Again [instrumental]
14. Proud Picker [instrumental]
15. Run Rigger [instrumental]
16. Stampede of the Prions [instrumental]
17. Stuff Sticker [instrumental]
18. Sunken Treasure, Shrunken Dreams [instrumental]
19. The Reaper Whistles as He Approaches [instrumental]
20. The SWAT Team's Drunk and Angry [instrumental]
21. Tuft Tickler [instrumental]
22. Witch Wicker [instrumental]
23. Workin' Out Gas [instrumental]
24. Your Silence is a Painting [instrumental]
The screaming instruments of a man whose voice was suddenly (but only temporarily!) dis-integrated.
Lo-Fi Sci-Fi (2000)
1. An Ode to Vectored Flight
2. Billy Gotta Run
3. Bulletproof Boobs
4. Coming Soon to a Town Near You
5. Don't Trust the Machines Intro (the story behind the song)
6. Don't Trust the Machines
7. Gonna Be an Evil Technocrat
8. I Live in the Lab and I Got Crabs [ad-lib]
9. Kill Deer the Killer Deer
10. Little Wafers
11. Love = Jupiter + U
12. Motor Me
13. My Kind of Scum
14. Nematode Worms
15. Nr. Mipple
16. Please Don't Push the Big Red Button [ad-lib]
17. Satellite Dish Supervillain
18. Set the Laser Rays to Incinerate
19. Super Spy Society
20. Telepez Portaldispenser
21. The Good Earth
22. The Last Android
23. The Pirate Ron
24. Time to Shut You Down
25. Tin the Refuse Robot Giant
26. Victims of the 'Tor
27. You're My Personal Greedo
If the 1st album was DM failing at being a folk singer, this is him failing at being a filk singer.
Acoustic Punk (1998)
1. America Needs the System
2. American Cowboy
3. Assface
4. A-X-P
5. Can't Live off Being a Slacker
6. Clam Chowder [ad-lib]
7. Crack-Head Momma
8. Everything's My Fault
9. Ground Hog Day
10. Hated You From Hello
11. Helpless Witness to a Brainwashing
12. Hot Soup!
13. I Don't Know What It Is
14. I Just Wanna Watch Cartoons
15. I Need a Pacifier
16. I Was a High School Junkie [ad-lib]
17. I'm Alone When I'm with You
18. Impotent Remorse
19. Just Another Productive Member of Society Doing My Part
20. Livin' at the Ritz
21. Medicate My Brain
22. Narcoleptic Sheep
23. Nine and Ten
24. Raggedy Ann and...
25. So I Said to the Genie...
26. The American Red Cross Song [ad-lib]
27. The Burnt Underwear Song [ad-lib]
28. The Monster That Ate Chinese
29. Welcome to Hippie Poseur Land
30. What Matters
31. What Some Guy in the Unemployment Office Said
32. Yeah, Stupid
"A juvenile effort that is at best grating and at worst frightening."
- Bob
Thanks BOB!
Early Work (1997)
1. Anyway
2. Belle
3. Constance
4. Dracunculus
5. Flea-Market Child
6. Go to Go [with Love Not Mayonnaise]
7. Gunhead
8. I'll Find Myself Tomorrow [ad-lib]
9. Johnny Law
10. Let's Start a War [ad-lib]
11. Mothersick
12. No One Will Remember [ad-lib]
13. Rebels of the Thoughtworld
14. The Ghost of Abnegation Past
15. Turpentine [ad-lib]
16. When Tomorrow Comes
17. Where White Bread Comes From
18. Winter
19. Y is Bilingual
Where it all started. It was supposed to be a few songs for Lynn's birthday. Now look what she did.