Doctor Mocker
[he/him/his]

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  • Welcome to the Frontier
  • (very) Little About
  • The Albums So Far
  • Some Unreleased Tracks
  • Some Reddit Posts
  • Some Videos
  • Some Photos
  • Contact Infos
  • No Merch

Doctor Mocker
[he/him/his]

Doctor Mocker [he/him/his]Doctor Mocker [he/him/his]Doctor Mocker [he/him/his]
  • Welcome to the Frontier
  • (very) Little About
  • The Albums So Far
  • Some Unreleased Tracks
  • Some Reddit Posts
  • Some Videos
  • Some Photos
  • Contact Infos
  • No Merch

The Albums

Here are all the track listings from the albums I have available. They are listed from newest to oldest. I am told there are more coming. Hopefully soon.


I finally got Doc to agree to use Bandcamp for his albums so I am trying to post them up as quickly as possible, starting with oldest to newest. If you see a link to a song you want to hear just click on it and it should take you to the Bandcamp website for Doctor Mocker. 


As a side note, everything is listed for free on Bandcamp. Although I have arranged it so that any money donated goes right to Doc's PayPal, I do not yet feel comfortable charging for music that isn't mine (even though I have permission to post everything). Also, I know Doc does not feel the music is good enough to charge money for. So... until I grow some balls or he changes his mind it is all free for now!


As you can see, there are A LOT of songs. Well, guess WHAT, there are a ton more. I try to get to the albums as quickly as I can when they come out, but sometimes it takes time, and I do not always have reliable internetting. Additional requests to "just post them already" 

and/or to do interesting things with our anatomies will continue to be ignored. Except for suggestions from Bob. We take all of his requests seriously.

OR YOU CAN LISTEN TO SOME UNLREASED SONGS...

New Food for Lumpy (2022)

1. A Diatribe on the Overuse of Electronic Effects in Modern Music  02:55 

2. And the Dinosaurs Still Live Inside it  03:40 

3. Been Dealt a Bad Hand  04:11

4. Bo Diddly Made Me Do It 02:15 

5. Breaking Even Ain't Even For Me  04:31

6. Couldn't Afford the Rent, So I Just Got Up and Left  03:59

7. Gay for Riker  03:20

8. I am My Own Filk Circle [ad-lib]  03:33

9. It's Not a Bug It's a Feature [ad-lib]  03:46 

10. Killer Kiwis Assassins Club  02:39

11. Lost Without Your Constant Nagging [ad-lib]  04:49                   

12. Majority Report [ad-lib]  04:12

13. Me Once, Me Twice [ad-lib]  03:32

14. One Mountain is Enough [acappella]  02:57

15. Prayer to Whatever's Out There  06:22

16. Quit Loud Now  02:32

17. Reddit Troll Pride Song [ad-lib]  02:05

18. She Always Dotted Her 'I's with Little Skulls  05:28

19. Squarl of the Squirrels  03:15

20. Stealing from Open Mike in Portland  03:44

21. Unicorns are Dancing in my Asshole [with the Angry Stamps] 00:47 

22. Wasteland Water Scarcity [ad-lib]  03:18                   

You are what you eat, & his songs are my food. I think this makes me 100% Certified Anti-Fresh Punk

TV Themes to the Shows Inside My Head (2018)

Awaiting final track listing from Doctor Mocker, once we have it we will post it here.


[Update April 2022: He says he gave me all the tracks for this album but I can't find them anywhere. The thought that I might have lost an entire Doctor Mocker album makes me sick. I'll post it up if I ever find it. Sigh.]


[Update April 2024: I found the tracks on an old, forgotten USB drive that was stuck at the bottom of an old, forgotten box full of random, forgotten crap!  YAY!!!]

 

1. All My Exes Are Homonymous [ad-lib]  04:38

2. Argumentum Ad Hominem (a.k.a. The Things I Have Been  Called)  03:07

3. Bunny Luncheon  04:07

4. Captain Copernicus Pumpernickel  05:26

5. Dinosaurs in Space!  03:03

6. Down in Murdertown  04:54

7. Gallus Gallus Domestics [ad-lib]  04:20

8. Gun Gar the Barbarian  03:25

9. Help Me Help You [ad-lib]  04:04 

10. It's All Piling Up On Me  03:32

11. Medical Show Joe  05:08

12. Motivational Motors, Fully Incorporated  02:51

13. Musical Games  02:40

14. My Goth Artistic Nocturnal Girlfriend Might Just Be Real a Vampire  04:00

15. Never Did Know [ad-lib]  04:10

16. Parasitic Aliens are Nesting in My Kid  03:15

17. The Day Before I Realized I Was a Mind-Controlled Henchman of Miss Meanager      03:38

18. The Long Road Ahead  06:07

19. Uncontrolled Diabetics are the Sweet Treats of the Zombie Apocalypse  04:15

20. Unnecessary Consumption in the Face of Soul-Crushing Poverty [ad-lib]  01:50

I don't know if this is really the art for the album or a placeholder. Guess we'll see..

Bad Penis (2016)

1. Baby Shave Your Baby  02:59 

2. Chose My Music Over You [ad-lib]  03:19 

3. Club Motormouth  02:00

4. Demona Has the Worst PMS Ever  01:51 

5. Going Out to Destroy the World, Mom  01:56 

6. I am the Patriarchy [ad-lib, acappella]  01:30

7. I Just Wanna Lick You  02:38

8. Instead of Moving in I Filed the Necessary Paperwork for Your Assassination  03:57

9. Jack in a Box  02:51

10. Life Skills Learned in Public School  03:31

11. Not Gunna P on U  05:42

12. Nun With a Gun  02:48

13. Our Time Is Never Enough [ad-lib]  05:14

14. Rat in a Tent, a Rented Tent  05:16

15. Scouring the Nuclear Wasteland with My Starving Child [ad-lib]  03:11

16. Sewing My Hole Closed  03:45 

17. She was a Nice Vegetarian Till She Met You (Now She's a Cannibal) [ad-lib]  03:15

18. Someday Soon You’ll See  04:39

19. The Secret Identity of Marcia Garcia  03:25

20. Trans Canadian Reject  03:47

21. Unstable Mable is Pissed Off Again [ad-lib]  02:49

22. Up Your Drain Pipe (The Smell of Your Unwashed Dishes Has Once Again Attracted a Vile Lovecraftian Horror from the Depths)  04:10

23. You Make Me Wanna Melt Stuff [ad-lib]  03:08

Feedback on the art has been pro/anti-trans, pro/anti-feminism, pro/anti-male. Proving art = math.

The Galaxies are Inside Us (2015)

1. A Re-Purposing of Raw Materials  02:59 

2. An Attempt at Gainful Unemployment [ad-lib]  02:44 

3. Armageddon Yet  03:43 

4. Because They Rarely Break Themselves [ad-lib]  03:47  

5. Borken Rotbo  02:35 

6. Called It  01:07

7. Down the Wrong Pipe [ad-lib]  03:18

8. I Misinterpreted Your Mydriasis [ad-lib]  04:38

9. I'd Rather Slowly Stab Myself in the Eye With a Fork than Talk to Another Administrator  02:32         

10. Immortals Should Adjust Their Wedding Vows  04:16 

11. I've Never Seen a Surgeon use an Airstrike  02:10

12. My Third Eye has Pink Eye  03:01

13. Odysseus to Penelope  04:54

14. Oh, It's Just One More Loan (Brittany Solves the Financial Crisis)  02:16

15. Pick of the Litter  03:42

16. Punk Rock is the Holy Garlic Water for the Thirsty Vampire of Societal Expectation  02:39

17. Stacey Died of Rhabdomyolysis  02:46

18. Stuck  04:52

19. The Postman Hates Me [ad-lib]  05:05

20. The Universe is Stupid [ad-lib]  03:14

21. The V.A. Won't Cover Treatment of My Galactopustulosis  03:19

22. Up Late Fixing the Time Machine  04:06

23. Your Scene is Obscene  03:33                   

Have it on good authority that this is our friend Windwaker's eye. Pretty.

Handicapped (2013)

1. Against Everything They Stand For  02:49     

2. Anesthesia for our Synesthesia  04:30    

3. Any Face but Your Face  02:49   

4. Born Half-Cactus  04:14          

5. Flesh-Trash  03:00     

6. Gang Violence is an Endless Cycle of Revenge [ad-lib]  03:29    

7. Genetically Predisposed to be a Psychopath  03:17        

8. Hey  02:52         

9. Hopegoat  02:58   

10. Hospice for the Undead  02:30 

11. I am In Desperate Need of Psychiatric Intervention  03:25    

12. I Want to Inject Jenny McCarthy with Autism  02:53   

13. My Generation Blows  04:10      

14. My Medi-Scene  03:08       

15. Not So Pretty on the Inside  03:02  

16. On My Pain Scale You're a Ten  02:40         

17. Resurrection Misdirection [ad-lib]  03:14    

18. Ride the Nightmares  02:14       

19. So Thelioma  02:19    

20. Song of the Atheistic Telepathist  02:19     

21. Teeth, Nails, Severed Puppy Dog Tails  03:50  

22. The Autobiographical Ballad of Lefty Quickfingers  02:23

23. Tramadol Riot  03:10      

24. Trudy's a Tween Mad Scientist  02:31     

25. Wal-Mart Workers Unionize Already  03:01  

DM is not disabled ALL the time, just at random intervals of crippling pain.

Arctic Guerrilla Rock (2012)

1. Aesculapian [ad lib]  02:35  

2. Bad Kitty Bang-Bang  02:56

3. But My Baby Don't Want Me [ad-lib]  03:11 

4. Don't Want Your Asinine Bullshit  02:12 

5. Eskimo Power  03:26   

6. Free [ad-lib]  02:58  

7. Ginger Costs Fifty  03:21   

8. Global Warming Can Burn Us All to Hell for All I Care  05:02

9. I'll Never Ever Ever Be Your Medical Director  02:14

10. Kotzebue  03:52 

11. M.B.A.B.S. [ad-lib]  02:59   

12. My Crazy Lady's Baby's Got Both Rabies and Scabies  02:22

13. One Thousand Words for Snow [ad-lib]  02:45 

14. Out of Anti-Psychotics in Bush Alaska [ad-lib]  04:03   

15. Prison Love  04:21  

16. Pull Pusher  03:15 

17. Rain, Carnation  04:55

18. Same Dreams  03:05 

19. Socially Distorted  02:32

20. Sounding Out Loud  03:39

21. The Runaway Runaround  02:47

22. Vandals of Candle  02:45

23. Wendigo-go  04:20 

24. What I Give a Fuck About [ad-lib]  03:04

The arrows help us remember which is which. And yes, this is everyone who came to that show.

Music for Your Mom (2010)

1. A Parent's Worst Nightmare  03:11

2. C-Average Joe  02:56

3. Fo' Yo' Ma  02:42

4. Home is Calling  03:39

5. I Followed My GPS Straight to Your Heart  03:11

6. I'm in Love with an Invisible Girl  03:16

7. It's the Thought that Counts  03:46

8. Literal Criminal  02:50

9. Locked-In  03:50

10. Long Gone [ad-lib]  02:38

11. Minuteman [ad-lib]  01:10

12. My Disease  03:40

13. My Favorite Parasite [ad-lib]  02:17

14. No Innocent [ad-lib]  04:33

15. People Don't Beg  05:03

16. Pristine Christine  03:59

17. Refuse to Die  03:29

18. Rugged Footwear Apprehension  03:11

19. Shelter Me in My Denial  04:39

20. Sidekicked in the Sack  03:15

21. Suburban Vermin  02:34 

22. The Bee Aremsi Stomp  03:15

23. Time Takes Its Toll On Me [ad-lib]  02:19

24. What's Good For You  02:24

An ancient tablet was found with the 1st "walks into a bar" joke. The 2nd joke was about your mom.

Devil Child (2008)

1. All Grown Up  03:37

2. Even You Can Be a Punk  02:48

3. Excuses, Excuses  02:54

4. Going to the Store to Buy Hammers  02:26

5. Gottta Be [ad-lib]  01:26

6. How I Stand Up [ad-lib]   04:23

7. Infertile Myrtle  03:48

8. It's Hard to Stay on Top  03:06

9. Kyle the Devil Child  03:32

10. Let the Monsters Have the Bed  03:27

11. Lora the Exploder  03:27

12. Mini to the Max  01:58

13. Monastery Mary  03:07

14. Mr. Rogers Was Wrong  02:45

15. Passive Regressive   02:33

16. Sex and Violence are Socially Pervasive   06:23

17. Sometimes Change Really Sucks  04:22

18. Suburban Lies  03:49

19. Teen Angst  03:30

20. They Always Liked You Better  03:40

21. Torch It   02:39

22. When the Voices in the Closet Keep Getting Louder and Louder  03:06

23. Won't Follow Your Saints  03:27 

DM told me this is a photo-realistic depiction of one of his kids. 

You Stole My Heart...Now I've Got Yours (2006)

1. D.N.R. for My Heart   02:36

2. Devotion, Dementia, Devolution  04:14

3. Don't Want to See Your Privates Anymore  03:07

4. Drooly Julie  03:09

5. Ever Creeping Closer [ad-lib]  04:35

6. Foolproof Juice  03:19

7. Get the Fuck Away [ad-lib]   02:38

8. I'm for Elective Surgery (Because You're So Ugly)  03:36

9. Lonesome Confessions  02:41

10. My Lies  02:46

11. No Potential  02:58

12. Now If Only I Could Read [ad-lib]  03:11

13. Ooh Baby Ooh, Wanna Make Sweet Love to You   02:18

14. Petunia   03:01

15. Pocketful [ad-lib]  02:40

16. Reflection Rejection [ad-lib]  02:00

17. Roar of the Dwarf  02:05

18. Slowly Goin' Sane  03:21

19. The Hazards of Casual Sex   03:11

20. The Prophet Slept Through Judgment Day  03:23

21. This Town Smells Like New Jersey   01:34

22. Tonight  02:28

23. Who The Fuck Are You [ad-lib]  03:14

24. Why I'm Still Alive [ad-lib]  06:16

25. You Don't Need Two Legs To Make A Stand   03:09 

DM originally used a real human heart in the art, but i guess that was gross and illegal.

...just add liberty (2004)

1. Back-Talking [ad-lib]  03:20

2. Better with Bread [ad-lib]  02:53 

3. Cast About, Cast Away [ad-lib]  04:49

4. Colour-Blind Blues [ad-lib]   04:02

5. Compact Heart [ad-lib]   02:47

6. Don't Come Around So Often [ad-lib] 06:20

7. Eval Kineval III [ad-lib]  04:07 

8. Folk is Dead [ad-lib]  04:58

9. Glory Be [ad-lib]   03:07

10. Guess I Won't Be Kissing You [ad-lib]  03:41

11. Here I Am Again [ad-lib]  02:40

12. Hundredth Song [ad-lib]  03:27

13. I Forgot [ad-lib]  03:52

14. I Found that I'm Lost [ad-lib]  04:04 

15. I Live in the Lab and I Got Crabs [ad-lib]   02:19 

16. Navel Gazing [ad-lib]  03:56 

17. Never Ever Give-Up Ever [ad-lib]  03:26

18. Nobody Knows Nothing [ad-lib] 03:41

19. The Cat's Allergic to You [ad-lib]  02:52 

20. The Things I Tell Myself [ad-lib]  04:05

21. When It Rains [ad-lib]  03:23 

An entire album of ad-libs you say? Impossible, you say? Well here he is, proving us wrong. Again.

Music for Throat Poach (2002)

1. A Drill is not a Telephone [instrumental] 

2. Anavrin [instrumental] 

3. Autumn Leaf on Spring Tsunami [instrumental] 

4. Bluff Bicker [instrumental] 

5. Carnival of Troubled Dreams [instrumental] 

6. Chasing a Square in Circles [instrumental] 

7. Clown Kicker [instrumental] 

8. Death [instrumental] 

9. Frown Flicker [instrumental] 

10. In a Rush to Find Patience [instrumental] 

11. My Underwater Space-Plane Ran Aground [instrumental] 

12. Nature's Calling, Knocking, Stalking [instrumental] 

13. Oh No, I Fucked Up Again [instrumental] 

14. Proud Picker [instrumental] 

15. Run Rigger [instrumental] 

16. Stampede of the Prions [instrumental] 

17. Stuff Sticker [instrumental] 

18. Sunken Treasure, Shrunken Dreams [instrumental] 

19. The Reaper Whistles as He Approaches [instrumental] 

20. The SWAT Team's Drunk and Angry [instrumental] 

21. Tuft Tickler [instrumental] 

22. Witch Wicker [instrumental] 

23. Workin' Out Gas [instrumental] 

24. Your Silence is a Painting [instrumental]


The screaming instruments of a man whose voice was suddenly (but only temporarily!) dis-integrated.

Lo-Fi Sci-Fi (2000)

1. An Ode To Vectored Flight  03:46 

2. Billy Gotta Run   02:34 

3. Bulletproof Boobs  01:52 

4. Coming Soon to a Town Near You  02:07

5. Don't Trust the Machines [Intro]  05:25

6. Don't Trust the Machines [Song]  05:28

7. Gonna Be an Evil Technocrat  03:17

8. Kill Deer the Killer Deer  02:11

9. Little Wafers  03:04

10. Love = Jupiter + U  02:41

11. Motor Me  02:14

12. My Kind of Scum  03:43

13. Nematode Worms  02:34

14. Nr. Mipple  03:00

15. Please Don't Push the Big Red Button [ad-lib]  01:10

16. Satellite Dish Supervillain  03:44

17. Set the Laser Rays to Incinerate  01:55

18. Super Spy Society  02:22

19. Telepez Portaldispenser  02:29

20. The Good Earth  02:46

21. The Last Android  03:21

22. The Pirate Ron  02:38

23. Time to Shut You Down 03:04

24. Tin the Refuse Robot Giant  03:20

25. Victims of the 'Tor   02:53

26. You're My Personal Greedo  02:43 

If the 1st album was DM failing at being a folk singer, this is him failing at being a filk singer.

Acoustic Punk (1998)

1. America Needs the System   03:20

2. American Cowboy  02:48

3. Assface  02:56

4. A-X-P  02:31

5. Burnt Underwear Song [ad-lib]  01:04 

6. Can't Live Off Being a Slacker  02:05

7. Clam Chowder [ad-lib]  01:06

8. Crackhead Momma  02:59 

9. Everything's My Fault  02:04

10. Ground Hog Day  02:30

11. Hated You From Hello  02:27

12. Helpless Witness to a Brainwashing  03:16 

13. Hot Soup!  01:34

14. I Don't Know What It Is  03:21

15. I Just Wanna Watch Cartoons  02:15 

16. I Need A Pacifier  02:17 

17. I'm Alone When I'm With You   03:03 

18. Impotent Remorse   02:56

19. Just Another Productive Member of Society Doing My Part  03:00

20. Livin' at the Ritz  02:20

21. Medicate My Brain 02:28

22. Narcoleptic Sheep  02:39 

23. Nine and Ten  02:47 

24. Raggedy Anne and...  01:35

25. So I Said to the Genie...   02:31

26. The Monster That Ate Chinese   01:52 

27. The Song About the Brain [ad-lib] [with Love Not Mayonnaise] 05:08

28. This Song is the American Red Cross Song [ad-lib]  01:40  

29.Welcome to Hippie Poseur Land 03:51

30. What Matters   01:30 

31. Yeah, Stupid  02:00 

"A juvenile effort that is at best grating and at worst frightening."

 - Bob

Thanks BOB!

Early Work (1997)

1. Anyway 04:12

2. Belle  03:31 

3. Constance  04:46

4. Dracunculus 02:13

5. Flea Market Child  02:42 

6. Go to Go [with Love not Mayonnaise]  06:31

7. Gunhead 04:09

8. I'll Find Myself Tomorrow [ad-lib] 04:16 

9. Johnny Law  04:47

10. Let's Start a War [ad-lib]  04:38 

11. Mothersick 03:36

12. No One Will Remember   03:51

13. Rebels of the Thoughtworld  02:14 

14. The Ghost of Abnegation Past 02:47

15. Turpentine [ad-lib] 04:44

16. When Tomorrow Comes 05:06 

17. Where White Bread Comes From 04:29 

18. Winter 03:52 

19. Y is Bilingual 03:28  

Where it all started. It was supposed to be a few songs for Lynn's birthday. Now look what she did.

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