Doctor Mocker
[he/him/his]

Doctor Mocker [he/him/his]Doctor Mocker [he/him/his]Doctor Mocker [he/him/his]Doctor Mocker [he/him/his]
  • Welcome to the Frontier
  • (very) Little About
  • Some Music
  • Some Videos
  • Some Photos
  • The Albums So Far
  • Contact Infos
  • No Merch

Doctor Mocker
[he/him/his]

Doctor Mocker [he/him/his]Doctor Mocker [he/him/his]Doctor Mocker [he/him/his]
  • Welcome to the Frontier
  • (very) Little About
  • Some Music
  • Some Videos
  • Some Photos
  • The Albums So Far
  • Contact Infos
  • No Merch

The Albums

Here are all the track listings from the albums I have available. They are listed from newest to oldest. I am told there are more coming. Hopefully soon.


If there are any tracks that are not already posted on this site and sound like something you want to hear based on the title alone, I can let Doctor Mocker know and maybe we can post them up. Just Contact Us or send us an e-mail and I will get on that.


As you can see, there are A LOT of songs. Additional requests to "just post them all" and/or to do interesting things with our anatomies will continue to be ignored. 

Listen to the available songs

TV Themes to the Shows Inside My Head (2018)

Awaiting final track listing from Doctor Mocker, once we have it we will post it here.


[Update April 2022: He says he gave me all the tracks for this album but I can't find them anywhere. The thought that I might have lost an entire Doctor Mocker album makes me sick. I'll post it up if I ever find it. Sigh.]

I don't know if this is really the art for the album or a place holder. Guess we'll see..

Bad Penis (2016)

1. Baby Shave Your Baby 

2. Chose My Music Over You [ad-lib] 

3. Club Motormouth

4. Demona Has the Worst PMS Ever 

5. I Just Wanna Lick You 

6. Instead of Moving in I Filed the Necessary Paperwork for Your Assassination 

7. Jack in the Box

8. Nun with a Gun 

9. Oh, It's Just One More Loan (Brittany Solves the Financial Crisis)

10. On My Pain Scale You're a Ten

11. Our Time is Never Enough [ad-lib]

12. Rat in a Tent, a Rented Tent [ad-lib] 

13. Scouring the Nuclear Wasteland with My Starving Child [ad-lib]

14. Sewing My Hole Closed 

15. She was a Nice Vegetarian Till She Met You (Now She's a Cannibal) [ad-lib] 

16. Someday Soon You'll See

17. The Secret Identity of Marcia Garcia 

18. Trans Canadian Reject

19. Unstable Mable is Pissed Off Again [ad-lib] 

20. Up Your Drain Pipe (The Smell of Your Unwashed Dishes Has Once Again Attracted a Vile Lovecraftian Horror from the Depths)

21. You Make Me Wanna Melt Stuff [ad-lib] 

22. Your Scene is Obscene

Feedback on the art has been pro/anti-trans, pro/anti-feminism, pro/anti-male. Proving art = math.

The Galaxies are Inside Us (2015)

1. A Re-Purposing of Raw Materials 

2. An Attempt at Gainful Unemployment [ad-lib]

3. Armageddon Yet? 

4. Because they Rarely Break Themselves [ad-lib] 

5. Borken Rotbo 

6. Called It 

7. Down the Wrong Pipe [ad-lib] 

8. Going Out to Destroy the World, Mom 

9. I Misinterpreted Your Mydriasis [ad-lib] 

10.  I'd Rather Slowly Stab Myself In the Eye With a Fork than Talk to Another Administrator  

11. Immortals Should Adjust Their Wedding Vows 

12. I've Never Seen a Surgeon Use an Airstrike

13. Life Skills Learned in Public School 

14. My Third Eye Has Pink Eye 

15. Odysseus to Penelope 

16. Punk Rock is the Holy Garlic Water for the Thirsty Vampire of Societal Expectation 

17. Razorface 

18. Stacey Died of Rhabdomyolysis 

19. Stuck 

20. The Postman Hates Me

21. The V.A. Won't Cover My Gastropustulosis 

22. Up Late Fixing the Time Machine

Have it on good authority that this is our friend Windwaker's eye. Pretty.

Handicapped (2013)

1. Against Everything They Stand For 

2. Anesthesia for our Synesthesia 

3. Any Face but Your Face 

4. Born Half-Cactus 

5. Fleshtrash 

6. Gang Violence is an Endless Cycle of Revenge [ad-lib] 

7. Genetically Predisposed to be a Psychopath 

8. Hey 

9. Hopegoat 

10. Hospice for the Undead 

11. I Want to Inject Jenny McCarthy with Autism 

12. My Generation Blows 

13. My Medi-Scene 

14. Not So Pretty on the Inside 

15. On the Drive to Meet Your Dad [ad-lib] 

16. Resurrection Misdirection [ad-lib] 

17. Ride the Nightmares 

18. So Thelioma 

19. Song of the Atheistic Telepathist 

20. Teeth, Nails, Severed Puppy Dog Tails 

21. The Autobiographical Ballad of Lefty Quickfingers

22. Tramadol Riot 

23. Trudy's a Tween Mad Scientist 

24. Wal-Mart Workers Unionize Already 

25. You Make Me Feel Developmentally Disabled

DM is not disabled ALL the time, just at random intervals of crippling pain.

Arctic Guerrilla Rock (2012)

1. Aesculapian [ad-lib] 

2. Bad Kitty Bang-Bang 

3. But My Baby Don't Want Me [ad-lib] 

4. Don't Want Your Asinine Bullshit [ad-lib]

5. Eskimo Power 

6. Ginger Costs Fifty 

7. Global Warming Can Burn Us All to Hell for All I Care 

8. I am in Desperate Need of Psychiatric Intervention 

9. I'll Never Ever Ever Be Your Medical Director 

10. Kotzebue 

11. M.B.A.B.S. [ad-lib] 

12. My Crazy Lady's Baby's Got Both Rabies and Scabies 

13. Out of Anti-Psychotics in Bush Alaska [ad-lib] 

14. Prison Love 

15. Pull Pusher

16. Rain, Carnation 

17. Same Dreams 

18. Socially Distorted 

19. Sounding Out Loud 

20. The Bee Aremsi Stomp 

21. The Runaway Runaround 

22. Vandals of Candle 

23. Wendigo-go 

24. What I Give a Fuck About [ad-lib] 

The arrows help us remember which is which. And yes, this is everyone who came to that show.

Music for Your Mom (2010)

1. A Parent's Worst Nightmare 

2. C-Average Joe 

3. Fo Yo' Ma 

4. Free [ad-lib] 

5. Home is Calling 

6. I Followed My GPS Straight to Your Heart 

7. I'm in Love with an Invisible Girl 

8. It's the Thought that Counts 

9. Literal Criminal 

10. Locked-In 

11. Long Gone [ad-lib] 

12. Minuteman [ad-lib] 

13. My Disease 

14. My Favorite Parasite [ad-lib] 

15. No Innocent [ad-lib] 

16. People Don't Beg 

17. Pristine Christine 

18. Refuse to Die 

19. Rugged Footwear Apprehension 

20. Shelter Me in My Denial 

21. Sidekicked in the Sack 

22. Suburban Vermin 

23. Time Takes Its Toll on Me [ad-lib]

24. What's Good For You

An ancient tablet was found with the 1st "walks into a bar" joke. The 2nd joke was about your mom.

Devil Child (2008)

1. All Grown Up 

2. Even You Can Be a Punk 

3. Excuses, Excuses 

4. Going to the Store to Buy Hammers 

5. Gotta Be [ad-lib] 

6. How I Stand Up [ad-lib] 

7. Infertile Myrtle 

8. It's Hard to Stay on Top 

9. Kyle the Devil Child 

10. Let the Monsters Have the Bed 

11. Lora the Exploder 

12. Mini to the Max 

13. Monastery Mary 

14. Mr. Rogers was Wrong 

15. Passive Regressive 

16. Sex and Violence are Socially Pervasive 

17. Sometimes Change Really Sucks 

18. Suburban Lies 

19. Teen Angst 

20. They Always Liked You Better 

21. Torch It 

22. When the Voices in the Closet Keep Getting Louder and Louder 

23. Won't Follow Your Saints

DM told me this is a photo-realistic depiction of one of his kids. 

You Stole My Heart...Now I've Got Yours (2006)

1. D.N.R. For My Heart 

2. Devotion, Dementia, Devolution 

3. Don't Want to See Your Privates Anymore 

4. Drooly Julie

5. Ever Creeping Closer [ad-lib]

6. Foolproof Juice 

7. Get the Fuck Away [ad-lib] 

8. I'm for Elective Surgery (because you're so ugly) 

9. Lonesome Confessions 

10. My Lies 

11. No Potential 

12. Now If Only I Could Read [ad-lib] 

13. Ooh Baby Ooh (Wanna Make Sweet Love to You)

14. Petunia 

15. Pocketful [ad-lib] 

16. Reflection Rejection 

17. Roar of the Dwarf 

18. Slowly Goin' Sane 

19. The Hazards of Casual Sex 

20. The Prophet Slept Through Judgment Day 

21. This Town Smells Like New Jersey 

22. Tonight 

23. Who the Fuck Are You? [ad-lib] 

24. Why I'm Still Alive [ad-lib] 

25. You Don't Need Two Legs to Make a Stand


DM originally used a real human heart in the art, but i guess that was gross and illegal.

...just add liberty (2004)

1. Back-Talking [ad-lib] 

2. Better with Bread [ad-lib] 

3. Cast About, Cast Away [ad-lib]

4. Colour-Blind Blues [ad-lib] 

5. Compact Heart [ad-lib] 

6. Don't Come Around So Often [ad-lib] 

7. Evel Knievel III [ad-lib] 

8. Folk is Dead [ad-lib] 

9. Glory Be [ad-lib] 

10. Guess I Won't Be Kissing You [ad-lib] 

11. Here I am Again [ad-lib] 

12. Hundredth Song [ad-lib] 

13. I Forgot [ad-lib] 

14. I Found that I'm Lost [ad-lib] 

15. Navel Gazing [ad-lib] 

16. Never Ever Give-Up Ever [ad-lib] 

17. Nobody Knows Nothing [ad-lib] 

18. The Cat's Allergic to You [ad-lib] 

19. The Things I Tell Myself [ad-lib] 

20. When it Rains [ad-lib]


An entire album of ad-libs you say? Impossible, you say? Well here he is, proving us wrong. Again.

Music for Throat Poach (2002)

1. A Drill is not a Telephone [instrumental] 

2. Anavrin [instrumental] 

3. Autumn Leaf on Spring Tsunami [instrumental] 

4. Bluff Bicker [instrumental] 

5. Carnival of Troubled Dreams [instrumental] 

6. Chasing a Square in Circles [instrumental] 

7. Clown Kicker [instrumental] 

8. Death [instrumental] 

9. Frown Flicker [instrumental] 

10. In a Rush to Find Patience [instrumental] 

11. My Underwater Space-Plane Ran Aground [instrumental] 

12. Nature's Calling, Knocking, Stalking [instrumental] 

13. Oh No, I Fucked Up Again [instrumental] 

14. Proud Picker [instrumental] 

15. Run Rigger [instrumental] 

16. Stampede of the Prions [instrumental] 

17. Stuff Sticker [instrumental] 

18. Sunken Treasure, Shrunken Dreams [instrumental] 

19. The Reaper Whistles as He Approaches [instrumental] 

20. The SWAT Team's Drunk and Angry [instrumental] 

21. Tuft Tickler [instrumental] 

22. Witch Wicker [instrumental] 

23. Workin' Out Gas [instrumental] 

24. Your Silence is a Painting [instrumental]


The screaming instruments of a man whose voice was suddenly (but only temporarily!) dis-integrated.

Lo-Fi Sci-Fi (2000)

1. An Ode to Vectored Flight 

2. Billy Gotta Run 

3. Bulletproof Boobs 

4. Coming Soon to a Town Near You 

5. Don't Trust the Machines Intro  (the story behind the song)

6. Don't Trust the Machines  

7. Gonna Be an Evil Technocrat 

8. I Live in the Lab and I Got Crabs [ad-lib]

9. Kill Deer the Killer Deer 

10. Little Wafers 

11. Love = Jupiter + U 

12. Motor Me 

13. My Kind of Scum 

14. Nematode Worms 

15. Nr. Mipple 

16. Please Don't Push the Big Red Button [ad-lib] 

17. Satellite Dish Supervillain 

18. Set the Laser Rays to Incinerate 

19. Super Spy Society 

20. Telepez Portaldispenser 

21. The Good Earth 

22. The Last Android 

23. The Pirate Ron 

24. Time to Shut You Down 

25. Tin the Refuse Robot Giant 

26. Victims of the 'Tor 

27. You're My Personal Greedo

If the 1st album was DM failing at being a folk singer, this is him failing at being a filk singer.

Acoustic Punk (1998)

1. America Needs the System 

2. American Cowboy 

3. Assface 

4. A-X-P

5. Can't Live off Being a Slacker

6. Clam Chowder [ad-lib] 

7. Crack-Head Momma 

8. Everything's My Fault 

9. Ground Hog Day 

10. Hated You From Hello 

11. Helpless Witness to a Brainwashing 

12. Hot Soup! 

13. I Don't Know What It Is 

14. I Just Wanna Watch Cartoons 

15. I Need a Pacifier 

16. I Was a High School Junkie [ad-lib] 

17. I'm Alone When I'm with You 

18. Impotent Remorse 

19. Just Another Productive Member of Society Doing My Part 

20. Livin' at the Ritz 

21. Medicate My Brain 

22. Narcoleptic Sheep 

23. Nine and Ten 

24. Raggedy Ann and... 

25. So I Said to the Genie... 

26. The American Red Cross Song [ad-lib] 

27. The Burnt Underwear Song [ad-lib] 

28. The Monster That Ate Chinese 

29. Welcome to Hippie Poseur Land 

30. What Matters

31. What Some Guy in the Unemployment Office Said 

32. Yeah, Stupid

"A juvenile effort that is at best grating and at worst frightening."

 - Bob

Thanks BOB!

Early Work (1997)

1. Anyway 

2. Belle 

3. Constance 

4. Dracunculus 

5. Flea-Market Child 

6. Go to Go [with Love Not Mayonnaise]

7. Gunhead 

8. I'll Find Myself Tomorrow [ad-lib] 

9. Johnny Law 

10. Mothersick 

11. No One Will Remember [ad-lib]

12. Rebels of the Thoughtworld 

13. The Ghost of Abnegation Past 

14. Turpentine [ad-lib]

15. This is the Song About the Brain [ad-lib, with Love Not Mayonnaise]

16. When Tomorrow Comes  

17. Where White Bread Comes From 

18. Winter 

19. Y is Bilingual

Where it all started. It was supposed to be a few songs for Lynn's birthday. Now look what she did.

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